Golf Humour
4 April, 2007 at 4:42 pm (Jokes)
A GOLF FUNNY
A male golfer was preparing to hit his ball from the red ladies tee
on the first hole, right in front of the pro shop. As he began his
backstroke, a voice boomed over the public address system: “Would the
man hitting his ball from the ladies tee, please move it back to the
men’s tee?!”
He glared over his shoulder, then began again to prepare to hit his
ball.
The loudspeaker again shattered the silence, repeating, “Will the man
hitting his ball from the ladies tee, please move it back to the
white, men’s tee?!
At that, the man turned and faced the clubhouse. Cupping his hands on
his mouth he hollered, “Will the man in the clubhouse please be
quiet, so I can take my second shot?!”
